The Complete Record is our satirical imprint: gift books that catalog a public figure’s record of kept campaign promises — and leave the evidence pages blank. It’s a joke about the record, not about the person, and it’s the same joke told for every figure in the collection, left and right, equally.
We publish this imprint deliberately balanced. Every administration gets the same treatment. If you can find a figure on this shelf from one party, you’ll find one from the other.
Donald Trump — Campaign Promises Kept: The Complete Record
15 documented campaign promises. Zero pages of supporting evidence.
Donald Trump — Campaign Promises Kept: The Complete Record
15 documented campaign promises. Zero pages of supporting evidence.
Joe Biden — Campaign Promises Kept: The Complete Record
The other side of the aisle, the same empty pages.
Gavin Newsom — Campaign Promises Kept: The Complete Record
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. — Campaign Promises Kept: The Complete Record
Your Mayor’s Complete Record of Kept Campaign Promises
Coming soon. Works for any mayor, any city council, any state legislature. You fill in the name.
This is a work of satire and political commentary. It is not authorized, endorsed, licensed, or sponsored by any individual, campaign, political party, or government entity referenced. All names, titles, and public statements referenced are used for the purpose of parody and commentary. Every single page of each book is intentionally blank.